Six Easy Ways to Get Better Gas Mileage As the peak summer travel season approaches, here are a few simple suggestions to improve your fuel economy and give those Arab oil sheiks a swift kick in the pants.
Fire Plug Surfing Takes Off in Suburbia "Fplurfing" skyrockets to popularity in land-locked suburban communities throughout the country.
NASCAR Hosts Pre-Race Poetry Workshops Many NASCAR enthusiasts are arriving early at the race track to prime their ears with verse.
Dogs Playing Poker v2.0 With appologies to C. M. Coolidge.
Pet Shelters Swamped with Unwanted Chias Budget-strapped animal shelters nationwide are being overwhelmed with requests to take in Chia Pets which are "no longer cute."
Pop-Up Windows Inventor Won't Stay Buried Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground.
Air Guitar Collection a Total Lost in Garage Fire "Most of those guitars are irreplaceable. A lot of wonderful memories went up in smoke that night."
What's the Deal with All These British Assholes? Somewhere between Basil Fawlty and Mr. Bean, things got nasty.
Monkey Flings Poo by Thinking Results have raised hopes that humans might one day be able to control complex devices with their minds.
Beatnik 'Lost Tribe' Discovered Living Under New York Maintenance crews tunneling deep beneath Greenwich Village have unearthed a civilization believed by most historians to be long vanished.
Stupid Warning Labels A testimony to how stupid we are - or how stupid they think we are.
Youngster Amazed to Receive Post Card "It was kinda like some kinda email. But this guy in a uniform brought it right up to the front door!"
Minolta Introduces Butt-Friendly Copier Copier designed specifically to accommodate people wanting to xerox their buttocks.
Researchers Conquer Annoying 'Asparagus Pee' Odor Orally ingested compound to be marketed under the brand name "AsparaGum".
Bush Places Sixth Among All U.S. Presidents George W. Bush is among the "top ten" American Presidents on a prestigious list published annually by The National Institute for Alphabetization
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