Washington, DC — The U.S. national debt has surpassed $30 trillion. Recent expenditure-cutting efforts by the DOGE Bros have demonstrated this administration's conviction that every penny is worth saving.
The logical conclusion, then, is that President Trump's security doesn't depend on a multi-million dollar, bomb-proof bunker beneath a multi-million dollar, drone-proof ballroom. It seems that he is just as secure next to an open-air UFC cage as in a limousine convoy driving across the empty Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool or riding in an Ankara Esenboga Airport catering container.
Here are just a few recommendations for other convenient places to consider that are every bit as secure, if not more so, and extremely inexpensive by government standards.
