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What You'll Do for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day Millions of people around the world observe Valentine's Day each year on February 14th. What began in the 1840s as a uniquely American custom has become a global celebration.

Some traditions have remained constant, while some drift in and out of fashion or vary between distinct age groups. And others evolve over time, as evidenced by the current Information Age. But are we really so different?

Based on a tracking survey of internet users aged 17 to 34, this is a projection of what you are most likely to do for Valentine's Day this year.

Send flowers:  9%
Send candy:  6%
Send a card:  3%
Send flowers, candy and a card:  1%
Sit at the computer and masturbate:  81%

All original content on The Specious Report © Dale McFarland  Political Satire  Redistribution limited to excerpts for non-commercial use only.