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Fictional Bush Assassination Movie Draws Little Enthusiasm

Anna Nicole's Son Died of Embarrassment, Report Says

Simon & Schuster Threatened to Bomb Pakistan "Back to the Stone Age"

Hope, Crosby Families Critical of ABC's 'Road to 9/11'

What's the Deal with All These British Assholes?

'Star Trek' Producers Awarded Cell Phone Patent Damages

Classic Comedy Routines Vetted for Hyperbole

What You'll Do for Valentine's Day

Paris Hilton Not Killed in Car Crash; Nation Mourns

Grokster Switches to Automatic Weapons Distribution

What's Really in Your Halloween Candy?

PBS to Air 'Twentieth Century House' Mini-Series

Majority of Race Fans Now Have Majority of Their Teeth

President Bush's iPod: The Complete Playlist

Ferrante Mauled by Steinway; Teicher: 'Don't Blame the Piano'

Paris Hilton Files for Patent on "That's Hot"

Sri Lanka Pledges $35M in Aid to U.S. Victims of Aniston-Pitt Catastrophe

Life Imitates Satire: Sometimes Reality Has the Last Laugh

Desperate Houseflies

America's Thirst for Pointless Debate Has Not Been Quenched

Bill O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone and Garden of Womanly Delights

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Book of the Month Club

Martha Stewart Has Suffered Enough, Says Tommy Chong

The Coco Cox-Arquette Legal Age Countdown

E.U. Expands, Corners World Porn Market

On Your Mark... Get Set... Urinate!

Mel Gibson Filming 'Beneath the Planet of the Passion of the Christ'

Last Fugitive Macarena Dancer Captured in Venezuela

Paris Hilton Video Resume Sparks New Trend for Job Seekers

Google Publishes Print Edition

Keiko Secretly Eaten

Rod Stewart Faces New Abuse Allegations

Shocking New Theory Surrounding JFK Conspiracy

Official Color Guide for Jelly Bracelet Sex Game

Les Moonves Donates Testicles to Reagan Presidential Library

Results of Britney Spears Nude Study

Queer Makeover Pilot Cancelled after Assault

Most Wanted "Most Wanted Deck of Cards" Deck of Cards

California Gubernatorial Debates: Angelyne and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Shock Following Kobe Bryant Court Appearance

RIAA Report: CD Sales Down Because New Music Sucks

Top Ten Reasons David Letterman Shouldn't Take an Extended Vacation

Carnie Wilson's First Playboy Photo Shoot

FBI Issues Final Report on Tragic Matt Lauer Haircut

Tattoo Doesn't Have Sex, Isn't Getting Married

Happy Mother's Day from Ted Nugent

Yogic Flyers a Real Bring-Down at Austin Flugtag

Shemp Fans Boycott Curly Fries

America's Olsen Twins Auction Virginity on eBay

Apology from Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks

Networks Vow "War Won't Disrupt Reality"

Joe Nigerian: The Mother of All Reality Shows

Grammys Reflect Disappointing Year for Dilettantes

Brigitte Boisselier and The Girls of Clonaid

The 12th Annual Al-Q'aeda Achievement Awards

Christina Aguilera's Nipple Tweaker Goes on Strike

New Reality Show to Be Based on Gilligan's Island

Air Guitar Collection a Total Lost in Garage Fire

Arbitrator Denies Ringo's Claims to Beatle Tontine

Five Reasons We'll Miss "Politically Incorrect"

Top 100 Finally Purged of Brit Scourge

Halle Berry's Triumph Brings New Hope to Beautiful Women

Pepsi Campaign Marks Official End of Britney's Career