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Six Easy Ways to Get Better Gas Mileage

'Star Trek' Producers Awarded Cell Phone Patent Damages

Grokster Switches to Automatic Weapons Distribution

Coin Collectors Divided over New Bush Half-Penny

Hooters Air to Offer Commercial Space Flights

Navistar Enters Telecom Market with International CXT Cellphone

Martha Stewart Has Suffered Enough, Says Tommy Chong

Kerry Warns Ketchup Prices Could Top $8 a Gallon

How Federal Deficits Will Affect Your Retirement

Satire Outsourced to China

Urinal Cake Supplier Gears Up for Spirited Presidential Election

Bush Administration Proposes Manufacturing Sector Retraining

What You'll Do for Valentine's Day

Paris Hilton Video Resume Sparks New Trend for Job Seekers

Google Publishes Print Edition

Rattlesnake Bites Wal-Mart Customer's Penis

Segway Jet Ski Banned after Lobster Boat Massacre

Swedish Bikini Team Rejects Euro; EU Economy Collapses

Study: No-Call List Will Cause Assrapes to Skyrocket

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RIAA Report: CD Sales Down Because New Music Sucks

National Do Not Spam Registry

"Dot-Sux" Domains a Virtual Sell-Out

Free Online College Diploma

Luxury SUV Buyers Win Desperately Needed Tax Relief

Apple Enters iLoo Fray with P4 Laptop

'Most Wanted' Novelties Boost Iraqi Economy

Chocolate Factory a Mixed Blessing for Hershey

Big Tobacco Sues Non-Smokers for Not Smoking

Money Still Talks But Bullshit No Longer Walks

Family Pleads for Relief from Charity Junk Mail

Christina Aguilera's Nipple Tweaker Goes on Strike

Dock Strike Won't Cause Shortage of Cheap Crap, Assures Wal-Mart

Mad Magazine 50th Anniversary Marred by Near-Tragedy

Bush Favors "Tough Love" Policy for Nation's Wealthy

Retailers Experiment with "Human Pop-up Windows"

"Father" of Internet Smiley Named in Class Action

President Drops in on President's Forum

Bush Outlines Faith-Based Economic Initiatives

Moshood Seko Mobutu Running Out of Money, Time

Hamsterdance Poised to Buy AOL Time Warner

MicroSoft Buys A, E, I, O and U; Sometimes Y and W