The Specious Report 2005

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November
 Paris Hilton Not Killed in Car Crash; Nation Mourns
Grokster Switches to Automatic Weapons Distribution
Bush Appoints Dinty Moore Avian Flu Czar

October
PBS to Air "Twentieth Century House" Mini-Series

September
What to Do in the Event of a Disaster
Bush Declares Mission Accomplished in New Orleans

July
 Ways to Use Your 2005 Leap Second

June
Last American Racist Sentenced to Prison
Majority of Race Fans Now Have Majority of Their Teeth

April
 President Bush's iPod: The Complete Playlist

March
Ferrante Mauled by Steinway; Teicher: 'Don't Blame the Piano'
 Coin Collectors Divided over New Bush Half-Penny

February
 Bush Twins' T-Mobile Sidekick Hacked
 Paris Hilton Files for Patent on "That's Hot"
N. Korea Confesses; Other Evil Countries Come Forward
Toy World Shocked by Action Figure Abduction in Iraq

January
 Iraqis Vote to Keep Blowing the Holy Crap Out of Each Other
 Sri Lanka Pledges $35M in Aid to U.S. Victims of Aniston-Pitt Catastrophe
Presidential Inauguration Marred by Bush Appearance

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