The Specious Report 2004

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December
 Annual Holiday Newsletter from the Cat Clone Lady

November
 President Bush Issues "Reprieve" for Thanksgiving Turkeys
Life Imitates Satire: Sometimes Reality Has the Last Laugh
 Division 2004: The 100 Best Election Satires
Desperate Houseflies
Exit Poll: How Bush Won on Key Issues
 Bush Extends Hand to Those Who Voted Against Him

October
 America's Thirst for Pointless Debate Has Not Been Quenched
 Bill O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone and Garden of Womanly Delights
Bush Declares Solid Anti-Slavery Position

September
 Hooters Air to Offer Commercial Space Flights
Navistar Enters Telecom Market with International CXT Cellphone
Clinton Doctors Rejected Controversial "Lewinsky" Procedure
 Poll: How Undecided Are You?
Phrase Guide for the Republican National Convention

August
 Rose Mary Woods Says She's Ashamed of Destroying Bush Military Records
Fire Plug Surfing Takes Off in Suburbia
 Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Book of the Month Club
Terror Threat Detected; Authorities Order Swift Action

July
President Bush's Terrorism Worksheet
 Martha Stewart Has Suffered Enough, Says Tommy Chong
 2004 Election Postponed until 2008
Dick Cheney Could Be President

June
 The Coco Cox-Arquette Legal Age Countdown
WWII Memorial Renamed Ronald Reagan Monument

May
 The George W. Bush "Stay The Course" Bike Riding Game
Rumsfeld Apologizes for Apologizing
 E.U. Expands, Corners World Porn Market

April
On Your Mark... Get Set... Urinate!
Kerry Warns Ketchup Prices Could Top $8 a Gallon
 Clinton's Penis to Testify Before 9/11 Commission
 Bush Unveils Specifics of Returning Control to Iraqis

March
 Hubble Finds Evidence of "Lost Dimension"
How Federal Deficits Will Affect Your Retirement
 The Redesigned Texas Flag
Satire Outsourced to China
Spanish Elections Cause Karl Rove to Rethink Bush Campaign Strategy
 Urinal Cake Supplier Gears Up for Spirited Presidential Election
Nobel Committee Not Amused by Prank Nominations
Martian Autumn Could Halt Rovers' Activities

February
 Bush Administration Proposes Manufacturing Sector Retraining
Ralph Nader Requests Secret Service Protection
Mel Gibson Filming 'Beneath the Planet of the Passion of the Christ'
Massachusetts Clarifies Same-Sex Ruling
White House Releases Bush Military Records
New "Windows for Mac" to Include Most Popular Viruses
 Anyone But Bush Increases Lead Against Undecided

January
Rush Limbaugh Endorses Sara Lee Candidacy
Last Fugitive Macarena Dancer Captured in Venezuela
 Bush Wins Iowa Democratic Caucus
 Blind, Deaf Outraged by Bush Metaphor
Live from New York, It's Hillary Clinton
Paris Hilton Video Resume Sparks New Trend for Job Seekers
 Google Publishes Print Edition
2004: The Year in Review

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