Top Sites: HumorFeed About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >> More Stuff: lcd tvs Ad information >>		Wyoming to Rest of U.S.: Oh Yeah? Well Screw You Too! Cheyenne, WY  |  The people of the great State of Wyoming don't appreciate being left out of this past week's media frenzy. "Hey, we had a primary here," insisted Governor David D. Freudenthal. "Where was everybody?" As it turns out, the State did hold Republican caucuses earlier this month, with Mitt Romney winning 67 percent of the vote. But not one single Presidential candidate visited Vice President Dick Cheney's home State to hold a rally, give a speech or solicit campaign contributions. "Where were all the satellite trucks? Where were the constant annoying phone calls from pollsters? Where was the millions of dollars from TV and radio ads?" the Governor asked. "What happened to the influx of volunteers and reporters? All our hotels were empty. And what about campaign signs and mailers? All our printing presses were just gathering dust," Freudenthal insisted. Wyoming's Democratic primary will be held in March. The Governor warns there may be serious consequences if the State is ignored again, even hinting that he may close the borders entirely. "Well, maybe we'll just ignore the rest of you too. Huh? How would you like that? You'll be sorry when you all start to miss... I mean, don't come crying to us when you run out of... aw, dammit!"
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