Sweet, Delicious Corn Wins Both Iowa Caucuses Des Moines, IA  |  In a major upset, participants in both the Democratic and Republican primaries have delivered an unexpected victory to write-in candidate, Corn. This marks the first time in history a vegetable has won an Iowa caucus, not counting George W. Bush in 2004. During an exit poll, one Republican participant said, "All the candidates were in a dead heat. We discussed it for hours and hours, but no one ever got a clear majority. In the end, we just voted our hearts." One independent, who took part in a Democratic caucus, echoed similar sentiments. "Mmm... delicious corn," she explained. "Boiled, steamed, creamed, or on the cob. You just gotta love Corn." While this "favorite son" victory is impressive, it is expected to have little effect on the upcoming primaries in New Hampshire. Corn was not available for comment.		Top Sites: HumorFeed Chortler About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >>
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