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September 27, 2006
Anna Nicole's Son Died of Embarrassment, Report Says
Nassau, BS | The official coroner's inquest for Daniel Smith has been made public, ending speculation about the young man's mysterious death at a Bahamas hospital earlier this month.
The report simply states: "His mother was Anna Nicole Smith, for Christ's sake. What did you expect?"
The coroner went on to explain, "Most sons and daughters are humiliated by even the most normal parents in public situations. But this young man's embarrassment levels must have been elevated for years."
The document concludes with a stern warning: "Next time your kids say you make them want to curl up in a corner and die, maybe you should listen."
The medical condition, called Hyper-Mortification, has been well-known in celebrity circles for years. It is also suspected in an alleged suicide attempt Sunday by Hayley Hasselhoff, 14-year-old daughter David Hasselhoff.
There are rumors that Suri Cruise has been held in protective custody since birth. And several pediatricians have advised Paris Hilton that, if she ever became pregnant, there is a high likelihood the fetus would simply self-abort.
