Simon Cowell
American Idol

The Donald Trump of British assholes. A shameless self-promoter who has garnered more fame and fortune for himself than for anyone he ever produced.

Anne Robinson
The Weakest Link

The consummate Brit prig. Always the smartest one in the studio... as long as her teleprompter is working. You are cancelled, goodbye.

Piers Morgan
America's Got Talent

His own talents include libel and slander, but not much else. A humourless ponce who loves to make women and children cry.

Gordon Ramsay
Hell's Kitchen

Nothing complements one's fine dining experience more than hearing chef scream obscenities at the staff. Check please.

Jo Frost
Supernanny

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone! Try banishing a few of your own countrymen to the Naughty Chair.

Nigel Lythgoe
So You Think You Can Dance

So you think anyone cares? The least obnoxious of Brit judges and, therefore, the least well-known.

Nigel Barker
America's Next Top Model

How friggin' annoying do you have to be, to be more friggin' annoying than Tyra Banks?

Peter Jones
American Inventor

Sorry, guess I missed this show. I must have blinked.

Hugh Laurie
House

"I'm not an asshole, but I play one on TV."                          

Trevor Norridge
neighbor

Lives in the apartment directly above mine. Trust me, he's a total asshole.