Desperate Houseflies Top Sites: HumorFeed About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >> More Stuff: Direct TV Deals netbook Ad information >>		YOU'RE DOING A HECK OF A JOB, DUBYA April 27, 2006 FEMA Report Recommends Dismantling Bush Administration Washington, DC  |  The Federal Emergency Management Agency has released a report suggesting the current Executive Branch of government be completely scrapped. The 800-plus-page FEMA report is the most up-to-date inquiry into President Bush's catastrophic shortcomings, documenting his weak and ineffective leadership with over 8600 instances of incompetence, hypocrisy, dishonestly, cronyism and corruption. The report stresses, "This administration is in shambles and beyond repair. It is ill-prepared to respond to pretty much anything and should be abolished immediately." Examples cited include: • Rushing to war in Iraq based on phony intelligence, and the inept planning for and continued mishandling of that war • Skyrocketing federal deficits and wasteful government contracts • An inability to address looming Social Security and health care problems • Shameful mismanagement of the Katrina disaster that continues to this day • Giving only feeble, disingenuous lip service to address increasing fuel prices The report concludes, "The only real skill this President has ever demonstrated is the ability to win elections by a narrow margin. But, since he can't run for another term, this lone talent is now obsolete."
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