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April 13, 2005


President Bush's iPod: The Complete Playlist

Crawford, TX  |  What does the Presidential selection of songs tell us about George W. Bush?

Well, nothing really. The Apple iPod was a gift from his daughters and, according to White House sources, he doesn't know how to download music files - that task is delegated to his aides.

Bush does know how to insert the earpiece.

The playlist is an eclectic mix of popular music, but offers no real insite into the mind of the most powerful man in the world:


Menu 1



Dum Dum
Brenda Lee
Do I Have To Say The Words?
Bryan Adams
Uhh Ahh
Boyz II Men
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Crash Test Dummies
Um, Um, Um, Um, Um, Um
Major Lance
Words Get In The Way
Miami Sound Machine
Yakety Yak
The Coasters
Thank God I'm A Country Boy

John Denver

Menu 2



The Fool on the Hill
The Beatles
Clueless
Soundtrack
I Can't Help Myself
The Four Tops
I'm A Fool
Dino, Desi & Billy
A Fool Never Learns
Andy Williams
Somethin' Stupid
Nancy Sinatra
Don't Know Much
Aaron Neville
If I Only Had A Brain
Ray Bolger
See The Funny Little Clown
Bobby Goldsboro
Monkey Time
Major Lance
Funny Face
Donna Fargo
Funny Way Of Laughin'
Burl Ives
Chain of Fools

Aretha Franklin

Menu 3



You Cheated You Lied
The Shields
Why Don't You Believe Me?
Joni James
Lead Me On
Maxine Nightingale
Liar
Three Dog Night
Unbelievable
EMF
Two Faces Have I
Lou Christie
Would I Lie To You?
Charles & Eddie
Misled

Kool & The Gang

Menu 4



Fortunate Son
John Fogerty
Toy Solider
Martika
I Don't Wanna Fight
Tina Turner
Run Away
Real McCoy
I Ran
A Flock Of Seagulls
Coward Of The County
Kenny Rogers
The Great Pretender
The Platters
One Tin Soldier
Coven
Wasted On The Way
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Catch Us If You Can
The Dave Clark Five
You Got Lucky

Tom Petty

Menu 5



For The Love Of Money
The O'Jays
Get Money
Junior M.A.F.I.A.
Money
The Kingsmen
Money
Pink Floyd
Money Honey
Bay City Rollers
Take The Money And Run
Steve Miller Band
Taking Care Of Business
Bachman-Turner
Money For Nothing
Dire Straits
Steal Away
Robbie Dupree
Nothing From Nothing
Billy Preston
Get A Job
The Silhouettes
The World Is A Ghetto

War

Menu 6



What A Fool Believes
The Doobie Brothers
I Don't Want To Wait
Paula Cole
One Track Mind
Bobby Lewis
Dangerous
Roxette
Insensitive
Jann Arden
I Go To Extremes
Billy Joel
Crazy
Patsy Cline
Eve Of Destruction
Barry McGuire
Can't Stop This Thing We Started
Bryan Adams
Bad Time
Grand Funk
Too Much, Too Little, Too Late
Deniece Williams
Too Late To Turn Back Now
Cornelius Brothers
In Too Deep
Genesis
Take It To The Limit
The Eagles
Tragedy
Thomas Wayne
So Sad
The Everly Brothers
Don't Look Back
Boston
I Did It My Way

Frank Sinatra

Menu 7



Don't Blame Me
Nat King Cole
Don't Ask Me Why
Elvis Presley
I Keep Forgettin'
Michael McDonald
Our Lips Are Sealed
The Go-Go's
No One Is To Blame
Howard Jones
I Can't Tell You Why
The Eagles
Leave Me Alone
Helen Reddy
I Should Care
Mel Torme
I Don't Care
Bad Company
Hard To Say I'm Sorry
Chicago
Take It Easy On Me
Little River Band
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Bobby McFerrin










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