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February 24, 2005



Bush Twins' T-Mobile Sidekick Hacked

Washington, DC  |  Barbara and Jenna Bush have become the latest victims in a rash of mobile phone security breaches.

The U.S. Secret Service is investigating the incident to determine if access was gained by penetrating T-Mobile company servers or by stealing passwords.

Just as with last week's hack into a similar device owned by Paris Hilton, the private images, phone numbers, e-mail addresses and other information saturated the internet almost immediately.

Digital photos included shots of the President drinking with Jenna, and picking his nose, the Vice-President reading a newspaper on the toilet, and an unidentified individual seated in an automobile while vomiting.

One diary entry, "chubby chaser - hilary gone most weekdays," was accompanied by a photo of Barbara with former President Bill Clinton. Other entries included names and addresses of contacts who could supply everything from college term papers to fake ID cards.

T-Mobile reports the FBI has been finding it difficult to trace and shut down the growing number of websites publishing the contents.