Desperate Houseflies Top Sites: HumorFeed About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >> More Stuff: Direct TV Deals netbook Ad information >>		AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YE FREE February 16, 2005 N. Korea Confesses; Other Evil Countries Come Forward Pyongyang, KP  |  After years of denial, North Korea now proclaims that it has been developing nuclear weapon capabilities, prompting other nations to come forward with their own revelations. Newly added to the list of countries acknowledging possession of nukes are Iran, Israel, South Korea, Japan, Cuba, South Africa, Canada, Switzerland and The United Caribbean Emirates (formerly Jamaica and The Virgin Islands). But confessions have not been limited to nuclear arms. Governments around the world have begun owning up to various evil doings. Russia conspired with former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovich to poison opposition candidate Viktor Yushchenko. Brazilian agents sabotaged Janet Jackson's wardrobe just prior to last year's Super Bowl. Nigeria has operated a network of training camps for email spammers since 1996. Yoko Ono was a mole planted by Japan in 1965 to break up The Beatles. Haggis was invented by Scotland to dispose of toxic waste. Trained dolphins from Cyprus caused the Exxon-Valdez oil spill. Sleeper cells financed by Afghanistan's former Taliban government were responsible for both New Coke and the final episode of Seinfeld. Caught up in the spirit of international forthrightness, President George W. Bush has conceded that he is an incompetent half-wit who is letting the United States be run by a consortium of Fortune 500 CEO's.
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