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February 2, 2005
World Shocked by Action Figure Abduction in Iraq
Baghdad, IQ | The Islamic terrorist group Al Mujahedeen Brigade has kidnapped "Special Ops Cody" and threatened to behead him if Iraqi prisoners are not released by Coalition forces.
The kidnapping of Cody, a military action figure manufactured by U.S.-based Dragon Models, sent shockwaves of grief and anger around the world.
Here is a representative sample of reactions in the United States:
Black Bride Barbie: "I'm devastated. We were supposed to be married when he came home."
Betsy Wetsy: "How do you think I feel? I'm pissed!"
Indiana Jones: "I wish I had a nickle for every time some punk tore my head off."
Yoda: "Once down the dark path you start, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will."
Donald Rumsfeld: "Freedom is untidy."
Gumby: "I think we should maintain a rigid state of flexibility."
Chatty Cathy: "Do you love me? Give me a kiss. Please brush my hair. Will you change my dress? May I have a cookie? Will you play with me? I hurt myself! Let's have a party! I'm so tired. What can we do now? Let's play school. Tell me a story."
George W. Bush: "I think war is a dangerous place."
Black Bride Barbie: "I'm devastated. We were supposed to be married when he came home."
Betsy Wetsy: "How do you think I feel? I'm pissed!"
Indiana Jones: "I wish I had a nickle for every time some punk tore my head off."
Yoda: "Once down the dark path you start, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will."
Donald Rumsfeld: "Freedom is untidy."
Gumby: "I think we should maintain a rigid state of flexibility."
Chatty Cathy: "Do you love me? Give me a kiss. Please brush my hair. Will you change my dress? May I have a cookie? Will you play with me? I hurt myself! Let's have a party! I'm so tired. What can we do now? Let's play school. Tell me a story."
George W. Bush: "I think war is a dangerous place."