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Division 2004 ~ 

Complete Coverage of the 2004 Presidential Election

2004 Presidential Election Satire

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New Hampshire Heads Off to Caribbean until Primary Is Over  (Chortler)

Dean's Wife Holds Hand to Face, Hopes Friends Aren't Watching  (Ridiculopathy)

Dean: I Had Sex With That Woman  (Lifting The Fog)

Iraqis Hear Dean Scream, Demand Return to Dictatorship  (The Eschalot)

True Audio: Deaniac  (National Lampoon)

Bush to Unveil Osama Capture in July  (The Wired Press)

Bush Expresses His Compassion for the Jobless  (Internet Weekly)

President Assures GOP Base "No Robber Baron, Confederate Apologist, or Impotent Creationist NASCAR Dad Left Behind!"  (georgewbush.org)

Bush Urges Seniors to Get Back to Work  (bush2004.com)

Kerry, Edwards Surge in Iowa, Hope Never to Eat There Again  (MockingWord)

Bush Gives Official Endorsement to Dennis Kucinich  (Enduring Vision)

John Kerry 'Troll Doll' Causes Anger  (The Voice of Reason)

Republicans, Democrats Applaud Latest Bush Dress  (No Apologies Press)

Dean Leads Kerry in Battle for Underdog Status  (ScrappleFace)

John Kerry's Hair to Run as Independent  (The Witchfondler General)

Rush Limbaugh Endorses Sara Lee Candidacy  (The Specious Report)

Howard Dean Beats Kerry with a Baseball Bat  (The Rash Report)

Who Will Next Wear the American Crown?  (Soup Yet)

Democrats Grow Spine from Stem Cell  (The Lala Times)

Pentagon Defends Internet Voting  (The Eschalot)

Internet Voting Software Struggles to Overcome Spam, Worms, and Dork Image  (Muskrat News)

Howard Dean Gives State of The F**king Union Address  (Chortler)

Bush Introduces Faith Based Ventriloquism in State of the Union Address  (Internet Weekly)

Reporter Embedded in Kerry's Hair  (Borowitz Report)

Dean Flop Threatens Internet, Bloggers Hardest Hit  (ScrappleFace)

Kerry's Plan: Avoid Being Crucified by Press  (No Apologies Press)

Dean to Iowa: "Shut Up You Gun-Toting Homophobes"  (ScrappleFace)

Bush Wins Iowa Democratic Caucus  (The Specious Report)

Gephardt: "I Will Concede Ten Times Sooner than My Opponents"  (Broken Newz)

Howard Dean Leading the Polls in Europe  (The Lemon)

Braun Drops Out; Race for Vice Loser Begins  (Ridiculopathy)

Braun Drops Out, Helps Dean Find Blacks for Cabinet  (ScrappleFace)

Wesley Clark is Finding His Legs  (Bongo News)

Fifth Democratic Presidential Candidate Narrowly Averts Dukakis Endorsement  (The Spoof)

Democratic Hopeful John Edwards Contemplates Lowering His Expectations  (Broken Newz)

2004 Presidential Candidate Poll  (The Witchfondler General)

Wesley Clark Argues that His Stance on Iraq Has Been Consistent - Most Tuesdays  (Chortler)

Undercover in Iowa  (Republican Press)

Rivals Accuse Dean of Leading in Polls  (Borowitz Report)

"Trying to Help" by Dennis Miller  (The Specious Report)

New Poll Gives Dean Slight Lead over Bush - If Enough People Get Really, Really Drunk  (Chortler)

Yee-Haw! My Vote Cancels Out Y'all's!  (The Onion)

Dennis Kucinich's Super-Top-Secret 15-Point Plan to Win the White House  (National Lampoon)

"Rethinking White House Term Limits"  (georgewbush.org)

Attention New Mexi-Rican GOP Voters! Padre Bush Announces New "Sombrero Loophole" in Homeland Security for Millions of Law-Breaking Foreigners  (whitehouse.org)

'Green' Bush Delivers Environmental Policy Speech to Gathering of Sequoia Trees  (The New York Slime)

Time Traveling Clark Wins 2004 Election  (ScrappleFace)

Bush Approval Rating Below 50%, Americans Brace For Terrorist Attack  (Bush is a Moron)

George W. Bush G.I. Joke Action Figure  (Mad Magazine)

How to Tell a Democrat from a Republican  (The Lemon)

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