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Complete Coverage of the 2004 Presidential Election

2004 Presidential Election Satire

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White House Produces Evidence of "National Guard Program-Related Activities"  (Real Stupid News)

Bush Hopes Voters Won't Outsource His Job to Massachusetts Firm  (Muskrat News)

Dean Endorser Says Best Money Ever Invested  (U.S. Press News)

President Bush's "Guard Duty"  (Republican Press)

Kerry, Pen, [Allegedly], Company Ink  (Ridiculopathy)

Him Heep Big War President!  (Republican Press)

Howard Dean Says He Will Set Himself on Fire If He Loses Alaska Primary  (Broken Newz)

The Official George W. Bush AWOL Doll  (Internet Weekly)

White House Gives Halliburton 2004 Election Contract  (No Apologies Press)

Bush Is Ahead in the Only Poll that Counts: The U.S. Supreme Court's  (Bongo News)

President George Bush's Military Payroll Records' Authenticity Questioned  (The Daily Farce)

President's Budget Hits N.Y. Times Bestseller List  (The Watley Review)

John Kerry Urged to Reuse Old JFK Campaign Props to Save Money  (The Voice of Reason)

Gen. Clark Admits He Detests Madonna  (Borowitz Report)

Dennis Kucinich Takes Commanding Early Lead in Mars Primary  (Chortler)

Buffalo Springfield to Endorse Kucinich  (Broken Newz)

Kerry Wins Virginia and Tennessee; Judy Dean Files 'Missing Person' Report for Husband Howard Dean  (The Daily Farce)

Howard Dean Breaks Up with His Campaign Manager, Joe Trippi  (Bongo News)

Psychic Medium John Edward Not Running for President  (Broken Newz)

Dean is Endorsed by Bill Bradley and the Imperial High Council of Mars  (Bongo News)

President Bush on Meet The Press: Complete Transcript  (whitehouse.org)

Exclusive Pre-Release of Russert Interview with the President  (Kidding on the Public Square)

Kerry's Inevitability Index Hits 'Deanish' Level  (ScrappleFace)

Dean Begs Gore to Endorse Kerry Instead  (Borowitz Report)

Kerry Ignores Reports That He Is 'Aloof'  (ScrappleFace)

Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes  (DeadBrain)

The Nation Questions Why Southern Rednecks Get to Pick the President  (Freepressed)

Dean to Stay in Race until Ringing in Head Stops  (ScrappleFace)

Dean Plans to Lose Every State, Win Nomination  (ScrappleFace)

Pentagon Gets Contract for Bush 2004 Campaign Rallies  (The Spoof)

Dean Going on Last Ditch "Pull My Finger" Campaign  (Big Fat News)

John Kerry Scores High Marks with "Polo Moms"  (Broken Newz)

Democratic Candidates Caught in Real-life Scene from 'Deliverance'  (Freepressed)

Lieberman Takes Modified Limited Hangout Road  (Lifting the Fog)

Howard Dean Goes after U.S. Territories  (The Rash Report)

Dubya's Week: Where Are Them WMDs?  (DeadBrain)

Kerry Takes Michigan and Washington; Dean Willing To Accept VP Slot; Blames Al Gore For His Downfall  (The Daily Farce)

CBS Presents "As the Candidate Turns"  (Bongo News)

Bush Can't Spell The State He Was Born In  (Bongo News)

A Message from the Lieberman 2004 Campaign  (Oliver Willis)

Survey: Edwards Prettier Bitch Than Hillary  (Glossy News)

John Kerry: Sharpei  (Broken Newz)

Ralph Nader Considers Wrecking 2004 Election  (Borowitz Report)

Picking A Democratic Candidate: What Can You Do?  (Enduring Vision)

Janet Jackson Breast Week Continues; Right Boob Endorses Howard Dean  (Chortler)

Moseley Braun Mistakenly Endorsed Dean Instead of Kerry; "All White Men Look Alike"  (Bongo News)

Dishonest Dubya Lying Action Figure (Flash)  (Kai Curry)

Howard Dean Has Got "Ho-Mentum"  (Broken Newz)

White House Rock (Shockwave)  (Too Stupid to Be President)

Dean Campaign Decides to Dumb-down Speeches to Mimic Bush  (BigFib)

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