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Dean Struggles to Remove Enormous Fork from Butt (Ridiculopathy)
White House Issues Revised Jobs Forecast for 2004 (Internet Weekly)
Democrats' Debates Continue; No One Knows Why (The Daily Farce)
Washington Press Corps Finally Pulls Noses Out of Bush Administration's Ass (Freepressed)
Bush Declares Daytona 500 Accomplished at 200 Miles (The Eschalot)
Last Minute Meddling with Race Rules Blamed for Crashes and Fatalities at Daytona 500 (Humor is Dead)
Bush's Numbers Climbing among Vietnam Reservists (No Apologies Press)
Bush's Records Reveal He's a Hero (The Watley Review)
Dean Claims He Is Winning in Parallel Universe (Borowitz Report)
Dean Ends Campaign, Begins New Life (US Press News)
David Kay Says 2000 Election Was Stolen (Freepressed)
Memories of Vietnamese Meal Still Haunt Bush (Chortler)
Clark to Join Mondale and Dukakis on Nostalgia Debate Tour (Broken Newz)
Cheney Traded to Democrats in A-Rod Deal (Daily Hog)
Bar Owners Remember Bush's Alabama Guard Service (MockingWord)
Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour from Deck of Yacht (The Onion)
John Kerry Scandal: More Women Who Did Not Have an Affair with Senator Step Forward (Chortler)
Howard Dean Labor Pains Spell Abortion (Daily Hog)
President's Records Really Ramshackle (The Spoof)
Presidential Military Records Turn up Odd Twist (The Wired Press)
Kerry Accuses Bush of 'Playing Race Card' at Daytona (ScrappleFace)
New Study Shows 95% of Presidential Candidates Have Cheated on Their Wife; Dean, Kerry, Edwards and Bush Emphatically Reject Report (The Daily Farce)
Howard Dean Injured in Windmill Attack (ScrappleFace)
Queer Eye for the Kucinich Guy (Lifting The Fog)
Kerry: Ordinary Americans Don't Need High Incomes (ScrappleFace)
Kerry in Cahoots with Bin-Laden Shock Horror Etc (The Witchfondler General)
Dean Says NASCAR Photo Links Kerry, Bush (ScrappleFace)
RNC Chairman Calls Kerry a Pervert (Internet Weekly)
Fossil Footprints Prove Bush Served in Alabama (ScrappleFace)
President Bush Announces Strategic Name Change (The Wired Press)
Madonna Site Hacked, Does Not Endorse Clark (The Eschalot)
Dean Claims Scandal Will Rock His Campaign Too (ScrappleFace)
Bush Agrees "to Serve" in Vietnam (The Brains Trust)
White House Reclassifies Prisoners as 'Employed' Then Reports Job Growth (MockingWord)
White House Releases More of President George Bush's Military Records; John Kerry Pissed (The Daily Farce)
Bush Says He Won't Comment on Kerry's Godless Fornicating Ways (Broken Newz)
Kerry Complains about His Use of "Attack Politics" (The Enduring Vision)
Alleged Kerry Intern Scandal Sparks Clinton Endorsement (ScrappleFace)
Fellow Guardsman Recalls Having Dream about Bush Serving Weekend Duty (Chortler)
Defusing Awolgate: Ten Ethically Spotless Witnesses Corroborate Details of President Bush's Story of How Honorably He Evaded Vietnam (whitehouse.org)
President Bush Helped from Stage With Case of the Giggles (Bongo News)
Kerry and Kucinich Start a Band with the Surviving Beatles (Bongo News)
Bush Explains Gap in Military Record; Says He Thought Mission Was Accomplished (Borowitz Report)
John Kerry Denies Seeing Other Condiments (Chortler)
White House Releases Bush Military Records (The Specious Report)
Critics Charge: Kerry Outsourced Blow Jobs to Africa (LostBrain)
Bush Investigates Self, Finds No Wrongdoing (Freepressed)
Polaroid Shows Bush Flying in Alabama in '72 (The Eschalot)
Desperate Dean Bares Self to Wisconsin (Bongo News)
President Kucinich Cures World's Ills through Power of Love and Meditation (Freepressed)
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