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Division 2004 ~ 

Complete Coverage of the 2004 Presidential Election

2004 Presidential Election Satire

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"People Aren't Jobless, They're Clueless" Says Bush  (The Bentinel)

Bush Combat Hormone Isolated by Doctors  (Lifting the Fog)

President Bush Calls for Ban on Same-Sex Sports Teams  (SportsGoons)

Poll: Who should John Kerry pick as his running mate?  (Chortler)

Election 2004: A Guide  (The Weekly Canard)

President's Radio Address Transcript  (The Spoof)

'The West Wing' Episode Convinced Bush to Let Condoleezza Rice Testify  (The Daily Farce)

Bush Battles Hecklers at Cardinals' Opener  (Internet Weekly)

Kennedy: Kerry's Actions Prove Iraq Is Bush's Vietnam  (ScrappleFace)

George W. Bush to Outlaw Breast Feeding  (The Spoof)

Nader to Compete in 2004 for 2% of Democratic Party Votes  (The Sodajerks)

Condi's Skirt  (Internet Weekly)

Bush April's Fool  (Chicago Red Face)

Dubya's Week: Don't Mention the Tank!  (DeadBrain)

Powell Admits Intelligence for Attacking Iraq Came from a 9-year-old Child  (The Daily Farce)

Marijuana Party Candidate Drops Out, Endorses Kerry, as Does Hasselhoff  (The Spoof)

Bush to Fix US Economy's Hang-Over  (The Sodajerks)

Bush Gets Locked Out of White House  (Internet Weekly)

Kerry Says Americans Should Marry Rich Widows  (Broken Newz)

Kerry: Fat-Cats Pad Payrolls to Boost Bush  (ScrappleFace)

Nader Hires Tyco Juror to Run Campaign  (Borowitz Report)

Illegal Immigrants Leaving US, Looking for US Jobs in Their Home Countries  (Bongo News)

Economy Grows; Job Numbers Up; Kerry Pissed  (The Daily Farce)

Bush Gets a Hard On  (Bongo News)

Top Ten Questions You're Afraid to Ask Condoleezza Rice  (Late Show with David Letterman)

Video of Yawning Boy behind President Bush  (Local 6)

President Bush Signs 'Same Sex Marriage' Bill into Law as an April Fools Joke by Mistake  (The Daily Farce)

Rumsfeld Gets Long-Term Commitment from OPEC  (Internet Weekly)

Unlikely Political Campaigns: Part One  (Something Awful)

Life-Size Kerry Robot Hits Campaign Trail  (Borowitz Report)

Bush Endorses Federal Sandwich Amendment  (Living Indefinitely)

John Kerry Chooses Running Mate  (The Spoof)

Melancholy Saddam Longs to Shut Down a Newspaper  (Borowitz Report)

Fact-Free Bush  (Mad Kane)

National "I'm Embarrassed by My President" Day  (Democracy Means You)

Least Likely Political Statements  (Chortler)

FCC Fines NPR for Use of Word "Kerry"  (The Watley Review)

White House Damaged in Rice/Anti-Rice Explosion  (DeadBrain)

Bush Introduces Homo-Alert System  (Glossy News)

Possible Capture of Bin Laden  (Here Is the News)

Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy  (The Spoof)

Clarke Forewarned President about 9-11, Janet Jackson Nipple and Martian Invasion  (Bongo News)

Kennedy, Daschle Fined for Celebration over Rice Testimony  (ScrappleFace)

Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain  (The Spoof)

Halli-Burgers for Iraq  (Republican Press)

This Modern World: Slime and Defend  (Working for Change)

Bush Releases New War Plan to Combat High Oil Prices  (Antimatter News)

This Isn't What I Thought They Were Talking About...  (Political Strikes)

White House Gives Saddam Hussein Old Job Back  (No Apologies Press)

Bush Denies Al Quaida Knowledge, Says He Acted Promptly  (BigFib)

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