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Division 2004 ~ 

Complete Coverage of the 2004 Presidential Election

2004 Presidential Election Satire

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Kerry Fit to Defend U.S. Against Non-Threatening Foes  (ScrappleFace)

World Exclusive: George Bush vs John Kerry Cyber Match  (The Voice of Reason)

There's Real Treasure at the End of the Campaign Trail, Kerry Says  (The Spoof)

George W. Bush's Words (WMV)  (The Daily Show)

Compassion Play (WMV)  (The Daily Show)

Bush Presents Himself as the "Least Worst" Candidate  (Ridiculopathy)

The Neocon Bellboy  (Internet Weekly)

Ralph Nader Secures Korean-American Nudist Midget Vote  (Broken Newz)

How to Endure the Republican Convention  (All Hat No Cattle)

Dixiecrat Goes Nutzoid  (Corey Anderson)

Thousands Rushed to Hospital during Bush's Nomination Acceptance Speech  (Unconfirmed Sources)

CIA Foils Plot to Bomb New York Subway  (Planet Berkeley News)

Stallone Makes Surprise Speech at Republican Convention  (Antimatter News)

"Stoned Guy" Reports on Wednesday's Republican Convention Events  (DeadBrain)

Franks Pins Breakup of Pangea on Democrats  (The Bentinel)

Dick Cheney Blames John Kerry, Democrats for Yankees' 22-0 Loss  (Broken Newz)

Windsurfing Kerry Zig-Zags, Flip-Flops, Declares "Fishin' Accomplished"  (Real Stupid News)

Bush Cracks Secret al-Qaeda Code  (Bongo News)

Bin Laden 'Saddened by Incivility' of Republican Convention  (ScrappleFace)

Bush Doubts He Can Win War on Terror Against U.S. Citizens  (Bongo News)

Bush Confuses 'Hurricane Frances' with France; Sends Troops to Florida  (The Daily Farce)

RNC: Day One (WMV)  (The Daily Show)

Republicans Love New York (WMV)  (The Daily Show)

Honor and Dignity at the GOP Convention  (All Hat No Cattle)

McCain, Schwarzenegger, Miller Form New Party: The "ReSchizoCrats"  (Broken Newz)

The Republican Games (Flash)  (Mark Fiore)

GOP Reveals New Campaign Strategy at Republican Convention; Reaches Out to Extreme Left  (The Leftover)

Remarks by Rudolph Giuliani Welcoming Republican Delegates into the Heart of Godless Pinko Liberal Sodomite Hell  (georgewbush.org)

News Haiku  (Mad Kane)

Conventional Wisdom  (A Skewed View)

Nader Hatches Evil Plot: Mildly More Menacing  (News Hax)

Schwarzenegger Announces New Political Reliability Test  (Unconfirmed Sources)

Arnold Kicks the Crap out of Democrat as Sign of Solidarity to Bush  (The Cock and Bull)

Bush Improves Communication Skills with Lessons from This Famous Linguist  (Real Stupid News)

Kerry Says U.S. Will Win 'Court Battle on Terror'  (ScrappleFace)

Kerry a Haircut Away from the Presidency  (Midnight Plumbers)

Kerry on Terror  (The Spoof)

GOP to Officially Nominate Cheney as Presidential Candidate  (The Daily Farce)

Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On  (Axis of Logic)

Lightweight Interviewer, Matt Lauer, Scores KO in Bush Interview  (Bongo News)

A Clarification from President George W. Bush  (Chortler)

Bush Corrects Himself: War on Error Cannot Be Won  (Antimatter News)

Bush: RNC Doing Good Job 'Hiding Our Wackos'  (ScrappleFace)

Democrats Unlikely to Recover from Governator's Impromptu Girly-men Comment  (Freepressed)

Nader Blasts GOP for Taking Week Off from His Campaign  (The Borowitz Report)

Small Group of Dedicated Rich People Change the World  (The Onion)

Barbara and Jenna Bush to Dance during RNC Half Time Show  (The Daily Farce)

"Un-Conventional" Haiku  (Mad Kane)

KVW: Kerry vs. Bush 2004 (Flash)  (Big Red Shoes)

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