...AND A HAPPY MEW YEAR
December 25, 2004


Annual Holiday Newsletter from the Cat Clone Lady

Little Nicky
Dear Friends,

Season's Greetings from Dallas. Wow, I can hardly believe 2004 is almost gone. I'd love to tell you about what I've been doing all year, but I really can't remember anything worth mentioning.

I guess the only news is that on December 10, I became the proud "mommy" of the world's first commercially cloned kitten. I know my precious Little Nicky will fill the void in my life so much more than family or friends ever could.

Some might say there are better uses for $50,000, but those "Grinches" obviously never lost a beloved companion. I thought about it for a long time, and rather than donate it to the destitute, or the disabled, or the dying, I decided to buy a cat instead.

I'm thankful I live during a time when Christmas miracles really do come true. And I know that the original Nicky is looking down from Heaven and smiling.

So best wishes for you all during this season of love and caring and giving and joy.

Julie










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