Every Girl Does It
"Just use your vibrator to blow off steam. My wife has a dildo. She'd kill me if she knew I was telling you this."

The Horny Divorcee
"It's good for you to have a little fantasy outlet, just to keep that sensuality tuned. Get a pedicure and pick up 23-year-old men in bars. Or attend a charity event and meet men with credentials."

College Girls
"Women need to be trained so they'll be equiped and ready to go when a real man shows up. Then they can use their sexuality to their advantage."

Caribbean Vacation
"You'd get two wines into you as quickly as possible - maybe intravenously. Then we get into the shower and I take that little loofa thing and you feel the tension drain out of you."

The Little Brown Woman from Bali
"I was getting a massage in the cabana. She asked to see my penis, and was amazed!"

Thailand Backroom
"Two wild Scandinavian stewardesses and a Thai sex show girl can show you things that will really blow your mind!"

The Italian Connection
If you're going to meet the Pope and your pregnant wife is staying at home with your daughter, you can always look forward to extra-marital dalliances with hot Italian women."