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WHERE NO MAN HAS GOTTEN A WOODY BEFORE
September 30, 2004
Hooters Air to Offer Commercial Space Flights
Atlanta, GA | The Hooters Air/Girls Gone Wild Consortium today announced it would begin taking reservations for space travel in 2006, beating Virgin Galactic by a full year.
The goal of bringing space tourism closer to reality received a significant boost after the Ansari X-Prize changed its prefix to XXX. In addition to the Hooters Group, teams from Lockheed/Viagra and John Deere/Spice Channel have also announced interest in zero-gravity recreation.
"Every important technological advance owes its success to sex," insists Hooters Air President Mark Peterson. "Video tape, cable television, the Internet - none of them would ever have gotten off the ground without porn."
An avid science fiction fan, Peterson added, "This will bring to life every Trekker's fantasy of emulating Captain Kirk horn-dogging his way across the galaxy."
In-flight safety remains a major concern. While mission specialists expect weightlessness to have minimal effects on cleavage, a sudden loss of cabin pressure might cause breast implants to explode.
Tickets prices are expected to approach $200,000, but the Buffalo Wings will still be $11.99.
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