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June 21, 2004

The Coco Cox-Arquette Legal Age Countdown

Los Angeles, CA  |  When Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 on Sunday, June 13, 2004, it was the end of an era.

But on that very day, by fate or sheer coincidence, Courteney Cox and David Arquette were blessed with a baby girl.

And losers around the world were blessed with another way to waste time counting the days, hours, minutes and seconds until some underage girl is legal to vote, smoke, take off their clothes in front of a camera - or do all three at the same time.

So, without further ado, we give you The Coco Cox-Arquette Legal Age Countdown Clock:

[ Days : Hours : Minutes : Seconds ]

Oh you lucky fellows in Guyana, where the legal age of consent is 13, won't have to wait quite as long. But for all the rest of us, Coco Cox-Arquette will be 18 on June 13, 2022.








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