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IT'S THE VISION THING
April 19, 2004
Bush Unveils Specifics of Returning Control to Iraqis
Crawford, TX | In response to persistent criticism that he has no workable roadmap for the transition of power in Iraq, President Bush today released details of his plan.
As of the June 30th deadline, all U.S. military personnel, independent contractors and imbedded journalists assigned to Iraq will have their American Citizenship revoked, and immediately be reclassified as Iraqi nationals.
According to Bush, this will instantly transform Iraq into a self-sustaining democracy, complete with a trained army, an infrastructure-rebuilding program, and a free press - all made up of 100% Iraqi citizens.
"Our Nation can now rest assured that by July, there will no longer be an American presence in Iraq," the President announced.
Reaction to the plan has been lukewarm. "I'm not sure I understand," confessed National Guard Sgt. Sam Hill, whose name after the transition will be Sahoud Muhammid Abd Allah bin Jalehahmod al-Hakayebyviri.
Bush's announcement follows Vice President Dick Cheney's recent trip to Asia, where he granted U.S. Citizenship to 12.7 million workers in China and India, instantly erasing the total unemployment figures for the United States.
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