THE DOG STAR ATE MY HOMEWORK March 29, 2004 Hubble Finds Evidence of 'Lost Dimension' Pasadena, CA  |  The high-powered Hubble Space Telescope has once again provided tantalizing photographs of the mysteries beyond our solar system. After analyzing new images from millions of light years away, NASA believes it has identified a unique vortex-like formation which traps "dislocated matter" in its mighty gravitational field. "If the data bears out, not only might we have a multi-dimensional solution for the 'dark matter' paradox," says mission expert Freddo Piede, "but we may finally know where all those damn socks disappeared to." Researchers will now be watching for similar formations which could contain additional lost matter such as contact lenses, ear rings, ChapSticks and Bic lighters.		Top Sites: HumorFeed Chortler About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >>
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