Desperate Houseflies Top Sites: HumorFeed About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >> More Stuff: netbook Ad information >>		DUMBEST AND DUMBESTER March 22, 2004 The Redesigned Texas Flag Austin, TX  |  To honor its most famous native son, President George W. Bush, and its most famous native daughter, Jessica Simpson, the Great State of Texas has made a few modifications. The most noticeable alteration, mandated by a recent statewide referendum, is to the State Flag. The famous "Lone Star" has been replaced by a "Lone Brain Cell" which, presumably, Bush and Simpson will have to share. Additional changes reflecting the State's current international status: The State Bird, formerly the mockingbird, is now the Dodo. The State Flower is now the Dillweed instead of the bluebonnet. And "If I Only Had a Brain" replaces "Texas, Our Texas" as the State Song. Reached for comment, Simpson giggled, "Remember the Alamo? I can't even remember where we parked the Lexus car."
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