NO QUIERO TACO BELL February 25, 2004 Bush Administration Proposes Manufacturing Sector Retraining Washington, DC  |  The President's Council of Economic Advisers has outlined a sweeping program to help unemployed Americans find work. Chairman N. Gregory Mankiw recommended an immediate National initiative to retrain workers for a rapidly-expanding "manufacturing sector." Proposed Syllabus: Part 1. [Introduction] Two all-beef patties Part 2. Special sauce Part 3. Lettuce Part 4. Cheese Part 5. Pickles Part 6. Onions Part 7. [Retrospective] On a sesame seed bun Additional extension courses would make a Manufacturing Specialist (M.S.) eligible for Board Certification in the areas of holding the pickles and holding the lettuce.		Top Sites: HumorFeed Chortler About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >>
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