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JUDICIAL ACTION
February 16, 2004


Massachusetts Clarifies Same-Sex Ruling

Boston, MA  |  Following a bitter debate in the State congress, the Massachusetts Supreme Court has issued a statement clarifying its earlier decision regarding gay union.

In its unanimous brief, the high court declared: "After viewing recent news footage out of San Francisco, we wish to make it clear that our previous ruling sanctions hot girl-on-girl action only. Nobody wants to see two guys rubbing their mustaches together. It's just plain gross."

The ruling goes on to state: "Oh, and no dumpy old chicks either. Only good-looking babes. Got it?"











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