JUDICIAL ACTION
February 16, 2004
Massachusetts Clarifies Same-Sex Ruling
Boston, MA | Following a bitter debate in the State congress, the Massachusetts Supreme Court has issued a statement clarifying its earlier decision regarding gay union.
In its unanimous brief, the high court declared: "After viewing recent news footage out of San Francisco, we wish to make it clear that our previous ruling sanctions hot girl-on-girl action only. Nobody wants to see two guys rubbing their mustaches together. It's just plain gross."
The ruling goes on to state: "Oh, and no dumpy old chicks either. Only good-looking babes. Got it?"
