January 23, 2004
Rush Limbaugh Endorses Sara Lee Candidacy
West Palm Beach, FL | In a surprise announcement this week, long-time conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh threw his support to Sara Lee for the 2004 Presidential race.
Although Limbaugh has somewhat tempered his rhetoric since coming under investigation for drug abuse, political observers are at a loss to explain this unexpected radical shift.
One analyst said, "I guess we can assume he hired a new housekeeper."
Limbaugh also favors increased funding for Twinkie cloning research, and called for a constitutional amendment encouraging marriage between chocolate and peanut butter.
