Your attempt to access unpatriotic material has been reported to the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, CIA, Attorney General, Secretary of Defense, and the Pentagon's Total Information Awareness Office, pursuant to the Patriot Act of 2001 and Domestic Security Enhancement Act of 2003. Of course, "unpatriotic" means anything the current administration wants it to mean (like criticizing the current administration, for instance). You're either with us or against us, remember? This means YOU, sport - not just a few punk terrorist gangs. In fact, being gigantic clumsy self-serving government bureaucracies, we'll never really accomplish anything worthwhile. We'll just use these unchecked powers to attack political enemies, promote our agenda, and stuff more money into the pockets of our golf buddies. That's all we're really good at doing anyway. Warning: If you return to The Specious Report now, that'll be one more strike against you.