Official Color Guide for Jelly Bracelet Sex Game

Washington, DC  |  The Department of Adolescent Promiscuity has put the finishing touches on a standardized "Snap" system to avoid any future confusion.

In Snap, if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girl's wrist, he wins a particular sexual reward corresponding with the color of that bracelet.

But until now, the rules have varied widely according to region and age group. In Florida, for example, purple wins a French kiss. However, in New Jersey, purple only gets you a bicycle seat sniff.

The official rules are expected to be ratified in time for the National Snap Competition in South Padre Island next spring.












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