EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
November 2003
Official Color Guide
for Jelly Bracelet Sex Game
Washington, DC | The Department of Adolescent Promiscuity has put the finishing touches on a standardized "Snap" system to avoid any future confusion.
In Snap, if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girl's wrist, he wins a particular sexual reward corresponding with the color of that bracelet.
But until now, the rules have varied widely according to region and age group. In Florida, for example, purple wins a French kiss. However, in New Jersey, purple only gets you a bicycle seat sniff.
The official rules are expected to be ratified in time for the National Snap Competition in South Padre Island next spring.
