Security Alert: Please Read and Note

Originated & Verified by: NCOIC, Emergency Readiness Training & Reporting

Subject: Terrorists Posing as Bikini Inspectors

There has been a huge purchase ($1,432,000) of Official Bikini Inspector (OBI) badges on eBay over the last thirty (30) days. With Summer approaching, this represents a serious threat as bogus OBI's can gain access to anyone, anywhere with deadly consequences. When an OBI appears at your door, make absolutely sure they are wearing an OBI t-shirt and driving an OBI truck. OBI's only make office visits and housecalls and in company vehicles, and they should be able to furnish valid identification. ID checks and security checks ensure personnel on station are authorized to be there. Personnel are urged to keep their family members informed and remind them to be suspicious of personnel and vehicles in the area, and individuals who seem "out of place."

If you have a problem, immediately call security or your state/local law enforcement. Then, hide underneath your workstation until help arrives.

                               

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