Photo Caption Winners - April, 2003
"Cooking with Martyrdom" Competition Discontinued Amid Fears Art of Islamic Cuisine May Be Lost Forever
(submitted by Kerry Edmund)
Runner-Up:
With Nothing Left to Destroy in Baghdad, Some Iraqis are Simply Vandalizing Themselves
(submitted by "TBone1981")
Honorable Mentions (in no particular order):
Iraqi Gourmets Eagerly Await Humanitarian Shipment of Chianti and Fava Beans (Matt Kurz)
Iraqis Don Ketchup in Support of America's "Oil for Condiments" Plan to Rebuild Iraq (Robert Purvis)
Aheim Mahmud Mistakenly Translates English Term "Suicide Bomber" as "Suicide Barber" ("Grassmyer9")
Coalition Forces Vow to "Leave No Stone Unturned" in Search for Weapons of Mass Destruction ("Nemo")
26-year-old Sammy Johnson Protests His Firing from Local Super Cuts (Mike Pasternack)
Contestants Vie for Prizes on Saddam-era TV Show, "Fear Factor: Iraq" (Alexander Ari)
A Member of the Elite Republican Guard Botches His Own Circumcision (Paul Harris)
Texas Legislature Requests Volunteers for New Type of Execution (Hank Young)
Restaurant Serves Live Chicken in Salad (Tony Andoc)
The Production Line at Veggie Burger (John Allen)
Thanks to everyone for their entries.
(You're all a bunch of sick puppies!)
