The
release of another message from Osama bin Laden the week preceding Valentine's
Day has prompted the Director of Homeland Masturbation to issue a RED ALERT:
Severe
Risk of Cyber Terrorist Attack
Recent viruses/worms have demonstrated just how vulnerable to attack the internet can be. Director Jack Kaufman suggests you keep at least a three-day supply of fresh adult content stored in your computer, in case the World Wide Web is disabled
The
list of items which may be in short supply
include such basic necessities as
Just to be safe, it's also recommended that you stock up on
Amateurs |
Anal | Anime | Asians | Babes | BDSM | Bestiality
| Big Cocks | Big Naturals | Blondes | Brunettes
| Celebrities | Cumshots | Ebony | Gay | Group
Sex Orgies | Hardcore | Hamsters/Gerbils | Hermaphrodites
| Incest | Interracial | Latex | Latinas |
Leather | Lesbians | Mature | Midgets | Movies
| Nuns | Oriental Bondage | Pee | Pornstars
| Redheads | Russian Amateurs | Schoolgirls | See
'n' Say | Sex Toys | Spanking | Teens | Tiny
Girls | Transvestites | Upskirts | Vintage Porn
| Voyeur | Wild Mouse
I have
read the above statement and understand that you couldn't care less whether
I'm 18 years of age
