George W. Bush "Elite Force Aviator" Action Figure
Fully poseable action figure features fully-detailed flight suit, helmet with oxygen mask, survival vest, g-pants, parachute harness, tele-prompter, banana snack, and much more.
Action Hero Executive Set with 1:6 scale model of the S-3B Viking fighter jet ("Navy 1") he piloted during his historic aircraft carrier landing. Imagine the Commander-in-Chief at the controls - flying toward Afghanistan to single-handedly capture Osama, or parachuting into Baghdad to receive a hero's welcome by the liberated Iraqi citizens.
Also includes authentic replica of the H-1 Hummer ("Fuel-Efficiency 1") he uses to travel the United States creating jobs, invigorating the economy, battling corporate corruption, protecting the environment, and fighting on the side of the "little guy".
Price: $3,999 re-election campaign donation
Hey kids... IT TALKS!!!!
Inspirational "Action Speak" Phrases Include:
"Our nation must come together to unite."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"When there's more trade, there's more commerce."
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
"The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?"
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
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