IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS
Results of Britney Spears Nude Study
Princeton, NJ | After a welcome - albeit much too short - absence, the phrase "Britney Spears Nude" has reappeared on internet search "Hot Topics" lists. Her recent publicity mongering has been a whopping success, sending hopeful surfers breathlessly clicking to catch any glimpse of the marginally-talented pop tart.
But with the internet, much as with Ms. Spears herself, style doesn't equal substance, and popularity doesn't guarantee worthwhile content.
Based on Analysis of 5,329,755 search engine results for "Britney Spears Nude"
Links with actual nude pictures of Britney Spears: 0.0%
Links with fake nude pictures of Britney Spears: 11.4%
Links with nothing even remotely related to Britney Spears: 52.6%
Based on a Tracking Survey of male internet users between ages 18 and 25
Likely to click any link that says "Britney Spears Nude": 68.3%
Likely to be disappointed by link content: 93.6%
Likely to download any photos of Britney Spears: 32.9%
Likely to download any music of Britney Spears: 0.0001%
Likely to read all the way to the end of this article: 2.8%
