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Strategically Placed Yard Sign
Causes Voter to Reconsider

Plantation, FL  |  A man in Florida was on his way to vote, until his neighbor's yard sign for the opposing candidate caused him to reconsider his politics.

28-year-old Joseph Siquespack explained, "The polling place was just a few blocks away, and it was such a beautiful afternoon so I decided to walk."

But halfway there, a sign caught his eye. "It was red, white and blue, just like the American Flag! The other guy's name was in great big bold letters. And it was right there in the front yard. It really made me think. By the time I got to the poll, I was all confused. Maybe my guy wasn't right for the job after all."

Siquespack said he was so disoriented, he missed his original destination and kept on walking until he came to the local mall, where he decided to see a film instead.

"I know one thing for sure," he said. "Jackass gets my vote for the feel-good movie of the year!"