Condi Rice Gives 'War and Peace' to Bush, Rubik's Cube to Fish Crawford, TX  |  National security advisor Condoleezza Rice has presented President Bush with a copy of "War and Peace" to read before his recent summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Reportedly, it was her hope that the classic Tolstoy novel would give Bush a better insight into the complex Russian psyche, in preparation for delicate talks about nuclear arms reduction and the struggle against international terrorism. Ms. Rice also left a Rubik's Cube with her pet fish along with orders to complete it while she was away, and left a pad and pencil by the litter box hoping that her cat would come up with a formula for cold fusion.		Top Sites: HumorFeed Joke A Day Chortler Broken Newz About.com I Love Bacon Mad Kane Studio 8 Ironic Times Jon Stewart Mark Fiore More linkage >>
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