Billy, We Hardly Knew Ye
Five Reasons We'll Miss
"Politically Incorrect"
Washington, DC | ABC's cancellation of Bill Maher's half-hour talk show leaves a noticeable vacuum on late-night television. Some will miss the lively debate. Some will miss Maher's edgy humor. Most will miss those hot Conservative babes.
PI's guest lineup often left viewers with the mistaken impression that most female Conservatives are psycho supermodels. But we all know beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Here's what our readers had to say about just a few of them:
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 Ann Coulter: Lean mean fighting machine
"Spank me Mistress Annie - I voted for Dukakis! But if Playboy ever does a 'Girls of the Rabid Right Wing' pictorial, she'll get my vote. I'd climb her like a mighty redwood."
-- shorty@gimmeaboost.com
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 Monica Crowley: Please tell me she was "Deep Throat"
"Shut up and get naked. Yeah, I'd do her in a D.C. second. But after spending all those years with Nixon, I would hope she took a long bath in Liquid-Plumr."
-- watergator@iamnotacrook.gov
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 Arianna Huffington: In praise of older women
"Those eyes, those lips, that accent! Where is she from anyway, Foxsylvania? I'd stamp her green card any day...after I pulled her out of line for a strip search, of course."
-- grumpyoldman@damnkidsgetoffmyporch.net
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 Dr. Lauren Kitchens: Take my temperature, please
"Just another beauty contest runner-up with a communications degree. Amazing how far peroxide and duct tape will carry you. I always get off, er, get up during her 5 a.m. radio slot."
-- john3:16@ohgod-ohgod.org
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 Christine O'Donnell: Virgin on the half-shill
"The world's most annoying cherry until Britney Spears came along. All her talk about abstinence, but she knows how many guys hit the mute button and jerk off when she's on the tube."
-- stickyfingers@cantstopstroking.edu
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So good bye and good luck, Bill Maher. Who cares if PI was usually just a forum for self-serving pundits and dilettantes dishing out pseudo-intellectual pop politics to an audience of ill-informed voyeurs.
Thanks for always providing a little cerebral stimulation just before bedtime.
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