Presidential Cornerstone Invitation
Honors The Specious Report

Washington, DC  |  Contacted this week by United States Vice-President Dick Cheney and Senator George Allen, our publisher has been summoned to a "private" dinner in Washington, D.C. on June 19, 2002.

Also attending the cornerstone event will be President Bush, the First Lady, select members of the House and Senate, as well as several of the President's closest supporters.

The Vice-President said in his Official Invitation, "A special place of honor has already been reserved to recognize your steadfast support of President Bush."

Cheney went on to express his hope that the publisher would "accept the honor of becoming an Honorary Co-Chairman of The President's Dinner" in order "to honor you for your service."

The Specious Report would like to express our deep Honor at being Honored with such an Honorable Honor. And if we can Honorably come up with the $25,000 the Honorable Vice-President has requested, we would be Honored to sit in the Washington Convention Center at our intimate Table of Honor.