Hamsterdance Poised to Buy AOL Time Warner

New York City, NY  |  Wall Street was momentarily bolstered this week after a rumored bail-out of beleaguered AOL Time Warner by internet mega-site Hamsterdance.com was verified.

Hamsterdance The plummeting value of AOLTW shares over past months has made the sinking ship a prime target for corporate raiders. But instead, Hamsterdance is being welcomed as a "White Knight" by most stock analysts.

Under the Hamsterdance proposal, all unprofitably divisions - specifically Warner Bros. Studios, Time-Life Magazines & Books Division, Time-Warner Cable, Turner Broadcasting, New Line Cinema, Warner Music Group, HBO and America Online - would be sold off to raise capital and reduce debt.

The offer has yet to be given a green light by the Securities and Trade Commission. But most market watchers have little doubt such a deal would be overwhelmingly approved by haggard AOLTW shareholders.










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