Couch Potato Holding Out
for Really Hot Chick
Dallas, TX | Thirty-year-old self-confessed underachiever Brad Bloatsky says it's only a matter of time before the woman of his dreams comes along, because guys like him have a proven track record.
An avid television viewer in Dallas, Brad says he only has to look as far as King of Queens, Still Standing or According to Jim to know what kind of guy is a real babe-magnet. "I'm overweight and act goofy all the time. My only hobby is drinking beer and I have a boring job where I hardly ever show up. I'm perfect!" he insists.
"Just look at Drew Carey. Seems like every other episode he's got a different super hot babe hanging all over him. And I'm pretty sure Dallas has a higher population of babes than Cleveland."
"My friends say I'm nuts," Brad admits. "But I guarantee a supermodel will come along eventually. And just in case one is listening - I like brunettes, so I'm holding out for a Jill Hennessey or Tia Carrere type."
What does Brad do while he's waiting for Ms. Right? He tapes his favorite shows, of course. "I think of them as 'instructional' videos. But the rewind is broken on my VCR so as soon as I can afford to get that fixed, I'll have about 15,000 hours of stuff to watch."
