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Man Dies Trying to Match Global Sex Average
South Bristol, UK | A man has died after reading the results of a survey about the sex habits of males worldwide.
Doctors in Bristol determined 51-year-old Simon Schesh suffered a fatal heart attack on Saturday.
Shirley Schesh told authorities her husband read an online news article earlier that day which stated, he believed, a global survey showed men have sex an average of 149 times a day. In reality, the average is 149 times a year.
It was unclear if the article contained a typographical error, or if Mr. Schesh merely mis-read it. But the distraught widow said her husband managed fourteen times before his unfortunate death.
Mrs. Schesh was also examined by physicians who said her condition was satisfactory, and the bowleggedness was only temporary.
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