Russian President Eats Bush Chili,
Can't Stop Putin
Crawford, TX | Vladimir Putin has returned to Moscow after a four-day summit with his U.S. counterpart at Bush's 1600-acre ranch. No concrete policy decisions were formalized at the meetings.
But there was plenty of time for the Russian President to sample a wide range of Texas gastronomical delicacies such as chili, barbecue, pinto beans, and various Tex-Mex dishes.
"He wasn't just Putin, he was rootin' tootin' Putin!" Bush reported.
"I looked into his eyes and saw his soul, and he was Putin," Bush continued. "We discussed missile defense policy, and he was still Putin. We went horseback ridin' and he was Putin more than the horses. And I have no doubt that when he and his wife went to bed, they were both Putin."
The President went on to declare, "I'm just glad I ain't gonna be on that plane ride back to Russia, cause he's gonna be Putin all the way home."
Bush also left Texas to spend a few days back at the White House. He plans to return after the ranch facilities have been fumigated.
