October 24, 2001

Makers of Glad Bags Introduce Zip-Lock Casual Wear

[New York City, NY] -- Wall Street investors pushed shares of Glad Wrap Corp. higher this week as their Fall clothing line made it's appearance at Wal-Mart and Target stores.
    Brisk sales are expected for the unique design, which some have described as a tailored body bag. Company representatives claim the product protects the wearer from a variety of surface and airborne particles, adding, "It's more stylish and convenient than those tacky haz-mat suits."
    After recent bio-scares and with flu season approaching, analysts predict similar trends to continue. Some insiders report Tupperware plans to enter the manufactured housing market.